wednesday

The GFY girls do J. Lo the best.  THE BEST.  Read on, dear friends.
"HOLA… sniffle… LOVERS.”

“Tonight I am a Glamour magazine World’s Most Beautiful All-Star Something-Something, and lovers, nobody deserves it mas que yo. Do you know how hard it is to be a star these days, lovers? Do you know how hard I have worked? I put myself in strange pants. I wore a scarf as a dress one time. I dated Ben Plugfleck and married a vampire! I have overcome obstacles you do not even dream of, lovers, like sitting next to Hairosmith twice a week on television.  There are hair curtains and burning wax OOPS I MEAN SHAVING SO MUCH SHAVING HAHAHA (shh, do not tell, but I am lying, lovers — you think I would wear my leg as an accessory without having a lady with man-hands make my follicles crispy and empty? CLARO QUE NO) and shoes, so many expensive shoes, ay, there is no greater human suffering than when your arches go boom and your fangy esposo has to drink the swelling out of your veins while making you watch Twilight. And I just need to thank the big muchacho upstairs for believing in me. You are the best, Second Security Guard From The Left In My Wardrobe Wing! You are the only person in my house who looked at this dress and said, “Dude, I would go to the zoo TWICE to see that bird,” and that is when I gave you a raise and made you Third Security Guard From The Left In My Entourage. Gracias, big man. Now, where is my very large check, made out to Lady Fabuloso? Where is the award? Is it a statue? Does it look like me? Is it my face?" 


Keep Reading. You must see the statue

That is all for today.  We are off to the park and maybe some pony riding.  

I guess he was tired.  Reminds me of Ida from the other day. 

Have a great wednesday!